Chicago bans gun-slinging curmudgeons...

CBS2 Chicago | Aide: Chicago Not Interested In 2008 RNC

Okay I'm going over to politics again for this post because this CBS2 story made me laugh. Now as much as I would like to believe that the administration here actually turned down the opportunity to bid on the RNC 2008 to stick it to the NeoCons, I have a sad feeling it had little to do with sticking it to anyone. Sure it would be delicious to think that Chicago is such a liberal city that we don't need anymore pollution in our air/water/ears, but any chance to get a bunch of deep-pocketed jerk-offs into the city is something any city would leap at.

Unfortunately, on top of that, very few of Democrats currently in office are any different than the Republicans. And the ones that do make any noise get relegated to page 15 of the newspaper surrounded by women's underwear ads ("Should read article about my civil rights, but...can't...resist...cleavage....").

Actually on second thought that may be the case here. I mean minor story on CBS2's webpage...my adblocker isn't showing me the ads, but I'll bet JCPenny's is having a busty sale this weekend...yep.

No matter the reason, it is still so delightful to know that come 2008 I will only have to dodge drunk/stupid Cubs fans (shut it, Cubbies...I'm a fan too...just not a drunk/stupid one...at least not right now), requests for spare change, and pigeon droppings...but thankfully not political sewage.

p.s. The above image is not a paid advertisement. I get no money if you women or men visit JCPenny and buy women's underwear. But out of all fairness, that is where the image is from so if you were not reading what I wrote but instead wondering, "Where can I get such a fantastic deal on women's underwear?" or "Where can I view more pictures of women's underwear with women in them?"...it is JCPenny.com. Thanks for proving my point, by the way.